Topical poems

commissioned poems
£20 or $30

THE RED MOLE

Poor Number 10 has sprung another leak,
It¹s getting to be almost one a week,
Someone¹s let that mole in,
And a video¹s been stolen,
So that William Hague can have a sneaky peak.

The heat is on once more at Number 10,
It¹s 'hunt the mole', which office, or which den?
Who is the one in there
Intent on getting Tony Blair?
How he executes each leak¹s beyond their ken.

While Blair is suffering from dented pride,
And tearing out his hair, the other side
Must be feeling very smug,
At once again 'pulling the rug',
And.....Hague couldn't pull his hair out if he tried.

So who¹s this mole, this traitor to the cause
Who walks on two flat feet and not all fours?
And if he strikes again
Will the boss at Number 10
Be hiding mole traps in the corridors?.

You are welcome to use an existing poem if it fits the bill, but just to give me some feedback, please email
Time for Rhyme to let me know the occasion it is being used for.

Poems/ditties, usual charge £20; please email for details on non-standard requirements.